fruber.me

We'll getcha there

Aight, so here's the deal

You may not realize it yet, but every other method of transportation (except walking, but only when you're in enclosed or tight spaces, or if you need some exercise) is now obsolete. If you are unsure why this is the case then allow me to enlighten you, fruber.me is offering you the ability to get to your destination via a ride in a hover car. Yes you read that right (probably), we have actual for real hover cars, and we are gonna let you get in them. Why settle with a ride share app that is stuck to the ground, when you can be soaring through the seven skies in style. Driving on the ground mean having to submit to the rules of the ground like staying on the roads, yielding to pedestrians, detouring for construction, and stopping because of traffic. None of those things apply when you fly through the sky, and that is what fruber.me is offering to you. Do you believe in gravity? We don't.

 

So, y'all wanna fruber?

Well the good news is that you can order one right now, and when you do it will get to you now. Seriously, our cars are fast, and our drivers can handle them with skill and finesse greater than any land based driver. So go ahead, let us know where you are, where you wanna be, and we'll getcha there. You can even schedule a ride for later if you know where and when you'll need it, then rest easy knowing that when that time comes a hover car will be waiting, ready to deliver you through the skies.

Hey so I know this is gonna be hard to hear, but unfortunately fruber.me is not a real company, and they cannot deliver you in style and speed via a hover car. As sad as this revelation is if you're still here because you think this site looks pretty cool, you might be interested to know that it was created by the web development team over at Lighthouse IT Solutions. In addition if you would like to have your own site like this Lighthouse IT Solutions could make it for you. For more information go to https://www.lighthousesol.com/web-design 

fruber.me offers

No closed roads

Where we're going we don't need roads.

No speed limits

Those are for chumps who're stuck on the ground.

No stopping

You've got a destination, and we're gonna get you there fast.

Testimonials

Bill Fauxman

Holy cow these drivers are fast! I had to rush back to the hospital on my lunch break so I asked them to fruber me, and by the time I was out the door they were already waiting there to pick me up. I hopped in buckled up and next thing I know I'm exactly where I need to be. My only criticism is that it was a little strange to enter the building from a 5th story window, but it cut out the walking so is that really a bad thing.

Mary Sue

My fruber ride was something out of a dream made real. I had run out of treats for Miss Frumples and she was getting antsy so I figured a nice cruise to the store was just what she needed. Little did I know we would be taking a gentle ride through the clouds, the hustle, bustle, and hassle of modern life far below.

Gary Stu

Yeah they're pretty cool. Although they wouldn't let me roll the windows down, and the seats weren't cheetah print, which docks them a few points. But I'd still use them again so I guess that counts for something.

News

Speed vs Style

And how we achieve both.

Cars with wheels are lame

Although these ones look pretty cool.

Learn to fly

Take our training course. Join the team!

Hey so I know this is gonna be hard to hear, but unfortunately fruber.me is not a real company, and they cannot deliver you in style and speed via a hover car. As sad as this revelation is if you're still here because you think this site looks pretty cool, you might be interested to know that it was created by the web development team over at Lighthouse IT Solutions. In addition if you would like to have your own site like this Lighthouse IT Solutions could make it for you. For more information go to https://www.lighthousesol.com/web-design 

Monday

Whenever I can be bothered - Whenever I can't

Taco Tuesday

9:00 am - 6:30 pm

Wednesday

Restroom break

Thursday

9:00 am - 6:30 pm

Friday

Sunrise - Happy Hour